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hey gays,

moved blogs over again,

im at

http://this-is-not-a-state-of-panic.tumblr.com/

Promstuck reject!

Promstuck reject!

GUEDO MODE, ACTIVATEs

GUEDO MODE, ACTIVATEs

Mucking around in my Dave shirt asdfghjk

Mucking around in my Dave shirt asdfghjk

mashapotato:

littleyoshiie:

the fuck is going on with the Olympics 

PART 3

PREVIEW OF THE LONDON 2012 OPENING CEREMONY

The lights go out and stephen fry enters from the roof while the QI theme tune plays while david cameron’s limbs are used as confetti meanwhile boris johnson’s face is projected onto 1000 screens across the world cackling and screaming PEASANTS while a flock of pigeons chucking kinder eggs at americans descend before the tardis suddenly lands in the centre of the field and suddenly all 12 british actors come out proclaiming their independence from the american film industry and just as the american spectators start to cry tom hiddleston yells YOU’VE BEEN LOKI’D and jumps on a lion with churchill’s face yelling yolo and rides off into the rain meanwhile the queen has now found her way to a high platform where she dives 1000ft into top gear’s reasonably priced car which then spontaneously combusts into the world’s largest queue and this is all set to a repeated soundtrack of jay yelling ‘bus wankers’